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Step practice will move
from 3:00 to 3:30 this Thursday,

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this Thursday only.

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After that,
normal time practice.

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Hey, when exactly was the last
time Ava did announcements?

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Never. Said it was boring.

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Can't say I disagree.

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Well, they still
need to be shared.

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Yeah, like December 2021
to June 2022.

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Oh.
[ Intercom beeps ]

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Show your report card
at Hoagie Hole

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and get a free button.

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That place got shut down.

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[ Intercom beeps ]
Hoagie Hole has been shut down.

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I repeat,
Hoagie Hole has been shut down.

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Do not go there.

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After removing Ava
from her position,

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the district asked me
to fill in as interim principal.

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It's only temporary,
I'm not trying to take over,

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but while here, I will be
doing things a bit differently.

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That wraps up
the morning announcements.

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And hey, the most important
thing to remember?

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Learn something today
and have fun doing it.

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[ Intercom clicks off ]

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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- Captions by Verbit-

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?

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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[ Door opens ]
She's here. She's here.

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Hello, current employees.

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Gorgeous former employee
stopping by

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to pick up
some stuff I left.

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Ava, what a surprise
to see you,

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since Dia definitely didn't
tell us you were coming.

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Mnh-mnh.

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You need a badge.

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[ Chuckling ]

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Okay, Dia. Clocked.

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Well, you look great.

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Refreshed. [ Gasps ]
Glowing, even.

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Like a- Like a painting
come to life.

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Real quick,
you may have noticed

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that I am interim principal,

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but it is only temporary.

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I'm not trying to swoop in
and take over or anything.

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Don't believe him, Ava.
It's a coup.

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Well, it's only been
two days, but...

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yes, I do look amazing.

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Well, what have you
been up to?

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A-And-
And how are you?

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And honestly,
I never use this word,

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but it is so stupid
that they fired you.

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Girl, I'm good.

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Abbott was never
my primary source of income.

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Now I have time for my far more
lucrative side hustles.

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I even put some feelers out
into the public speaking circuit

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since my Ed Talk did so well.

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Yeah. That's very smart.
Awesome.

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Awesome. Good for you.
Very smart.

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Well, I am still planning
to fix this.

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I'm going down to the district
later today.

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Mkay, girl.

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Dia, I'm expecting
a box of blank t-shirts,

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designer labels, and a sewing
kit to be delivered here.

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It was already en route
when I got fired.

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Resend it to that address.

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Who's paying for this?

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Alright, y'all,
it was a pleasure to see me,

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but I'm out.

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Ah-
She took the damn badge.

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Barbara:
I just want to thank you all

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for bearing with me
these last two classes

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while I develop the lesson plan.

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Kids: You're welcome.
Jacob: You're welcome.

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[ Barbara stammers, sighs ]

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Barbara and I
work the same hours,

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so I never get to
watch her cook.

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So when I heard she was
teaching music after school,

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I immediately asked her
if I could sit in,

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you know, when I'm free.

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No, I don't remember
that conversation.

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I'm so happy
that you are all here

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to learn
about the gift that is music.

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And let's begin with...
the fundamentals.

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[ Sighs ] Of course.

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So everybody, please
just put down your kazoos.

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[ Kazoo honks sadly ]
Pick up your paper, your pencils.

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[ Whispering ]
Can I borrow a pencil? Yeah.

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And let's get to work.

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Wait, I don't get to drum?

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Yeah, I thought
we were singing.

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No, no, no, no,
you are gonna be drumming,

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and we will be singing,
after we learn...

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the fundamentals.

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So let's begin with scales.

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Mrs. Howard, are we gonna learn
how to make a song go viral?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Ooh. Do you know the first
person to ever go viral?

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Yes.
Jesus.

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Yes, but [Chuckles]
what about the second?

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James Brown!

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I knew it.

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Mm-hmm.
And do you know how he did it?

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By learning the fundamentals.

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The fun-da-mentals.

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Hey, dingbat, how's it feel
to get off the bench?

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Oh, I'm-
Yeah, I don't care.

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Listen, I got a kid who just
developed an allergy to garlic,

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poor thing.
So I got to put it in her file.

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Oh, okay.
Um, it may take me a second.

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Ava rearranged
her files recently.

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What's the student's name?

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Lateria Newton.

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Newton, Newton, Newton...
"N."

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Uh, Natalie Anderson,

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blood vs. water, 1.
Newton.

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Okay, uh...

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Michele Fitzgerald,
Brain vs. Brawn vs. Beauty, 6.

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What?
Dia, do you know

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if Ava changed the filing system
when she rearranged?

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I thought
she organized everything

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based on
a hot dad scale.

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Yeah, apparently, the dad scale
was too easy to decode.

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Perfect.

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Um... I'll let you know
when I find it.

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Okey-dokey.

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Sure hope today's lunch
ain't Italian.

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Yesterday, I went to
the district to speak to H.R.

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on Ava's behalf,
but Warren wasn't available,

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which is great
'cause he hates me.

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So I left a message for Manny,
got some info from a stranger.

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Called Ava.
Didn't answer, not abnormal.

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Got her address from Dia, and
now I'm on the way to her house.

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[ Chuckles ]
Kind of excited.

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I haven't been there before.

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[ Door opens, bells jingle ]

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Janine,
what are you doing here?

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Oh, um,
well, it was important,

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and I wanted to talk to you
face to face,

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so I came to this address
you gave-

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Is this your house?

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This is my premium
P.O. box.

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Do you think I would give
any of you my home address?

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Well, I just talked to
some people at the district,

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and there is a chance
at getting you an appeal.

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Oof. Beg for my job back

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and give them a chance
to fire me twice?

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Well, it's not ideal, but
we don't have a ton of options.

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Okay, well... maybe.

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Right now, though,
I got to rehearse.

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I just found out someone
dropped out of a Teb Talk

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that's happening on Thursday,
so they called me in to do it.

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Wow. That's so cool, Ava.

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Did she say Teb Talk?

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[ Sighs ]

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Hey!
Did you say Teb Talk?

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Teb. Tebias Talks.

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Only suckers
still listen to Ted.

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And that's a real thing?

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It's at the airport Luxury Inn,
conference room L.

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So, yeah, it's real.

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Okay, listen, I really think
we should pursue this appeal.

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Okay, sure, whatever.

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File your little appeal,
I gotta go.

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[ Engine starts ]
Hey, Lexus, play Ava Flav's

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"Ooh, She Serious
About That Paper" playlist.

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[ Beep, Donna Summer's "She
Works Hard For The Money" playing ]

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? She works hard for the money ?

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Barbara: So you might ask,

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"How do I know if it's a minor
or a major scale?"

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By looking at the...

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Kids: Third note.

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Yes!
Barbara: [ On recording ] Fun-damentals.

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Fun-damentals. Fun, fun,
fun, fun-damentals. [ Rhythmic beeping, tapping ]

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Exactly.

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Men, men, men, mentals.

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[ Rhythmic tapping ]

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W-What is that?
Duh.

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Fun-damentals.
Fun-damentals.

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Richie: I think
if I catch the algo just right,

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this song might take off.

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Men, men, mentals.

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Song? Honey, that is not a song.

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That is a collection of noises.

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Aren't all songs
just collections of noises?

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No. Shemar. No, they are not.

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And is this what
you've been doing

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when you're supposed
to be taking notes in class?

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We were just trying
to make a cool song.

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Hmm, no, you weren't.

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You were mocking me
with my own beautiful voice. Mm.

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[ Humming off-key ]
Jacob, if you cannot hum

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on pitch,
please do not hum at all.

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This feels...
not about me.

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Uh,
everything okay, girl?

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How's-
How's class going?

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Terribly.

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They have taken a recording
of my voice,

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chopped it, skewed it, and
Lucy Liu'd it into oblivion.

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Well, yeah.
I teach kids that age all day,

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and it can be rough.

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They're just not interested
in learning the funda-

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The building blocks.

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You are a great teacher,
and they are lucky to have you.

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Maybe just meet them
where they are.

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You know,
try teaching them

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the funda-building blocks
on their terms.

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You're right, Jacob.

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I am a great teacher.

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00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,741
Hmm? Yeah? And- and what about
the other stuff I said?

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Baby, I didn't hear a word.

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I'm gonna have to
figure this out on my own.

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Yeah.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh-
I don't have your file, okay?!

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Ava's system
makes zero sense.

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She's got third graders
next to first graders

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next to fifth graders
next to seventh graders.

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It's nuts!
Did you try talking to Ava?

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I called. I sent messages.

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Nothing. She's not responding
to anything.

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Hey, does the name Boston Rob
mean anything to you?

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I am a warm-blooded,
mostly straight woman

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who was alive in 2003.

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Of course the name Boston Rob
means something to me.

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Well, he is on
multiple kids' files.

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"Boston Rob,
Redemption Island, 6."

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Okay, so her system's clearly
based off the show "Survivor,"

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but you probably
already figured that out.

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Yeah.
Okay, Dante is in second grade,

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not sixth.
Do you watch "Survivor"?

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Yeah, no, my husband got it
in the divorce.

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That's how I got the house.

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"Sandra Diaz-Twine,
Pearl Islands, 2."

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All of Ava's files
are labeled like that.

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00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,757
Hey, hey, maybe
the number is not the grade.

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Maybe it's the episode.

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O-Okay,
then what are you doing? Okay.

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I think we got to watch all
of "Survivor" to crack her code.

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Okay. Well,
it shouldn't be too hard.

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How many episodes
can there be?

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Ooh. Uh, okay.

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Um, I got to take this,

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so just keep... being
well-behaved little angels.

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Okay. Be right back.

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[ Clears throat ]
Hey, Manny.

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Thanks for getting back to me.

248
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,659
Manny: For sure.
So, I pulled some strings

249
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,578
and got you and Ava
time to plead your case

250
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,954
to the powers that be.

251
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,040
That is amazing.
Thank you so much.

252
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,292
Of course. But listen,

253
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,085
I'd advise you
to not get your hopes up.

254
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,671
I-I've never seen cases
like this overturned.

255
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,507
[ Scoffs ]

256
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,051
Well, that's because you never
had Janine Teagues on the case.

257
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:58,138
Um, still very much
an uphill endeavor.

258
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,390
Mountains are only as steep

259
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:04,228
as the angle
from which you look at... them.

260
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,771
For sure.

261
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,023
I'm gonna call Ava.

262
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,235
[ Phone line rings ]

263
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,028
Ava: [ Voicemail recording ]
You've reached Ava.

264
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,404
If you're a former member
of the Golden State Warriors,

265
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,323
you need to move on!

266
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,826
Everyone else, just text me.
[ Beep ]

267
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,411
I'm just gonna text her.
[ Squeals ]

268
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,039
Alright, everybody,
now eyes up here.

269
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,751
Oh. Don't mind me.
I am not here, okay?

270
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,587
I'm just a bug on the wall,
witnessing the expert tutelage

271
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,881
of this century's
greatest educator.

272
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,967
Chill, bro.
Barbara: Alright, now,

273
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,220
while I might not love
the way it's being shown,

274
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:42,432
I love that you're all
so excited about music.

275
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:46,478
And so today, we are going
to harness that excitement.

276
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,771
Are we gonna
play instruments?

277
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,897
Nope. Better.

278
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:49,940
Yo, we're singing?

279
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,734
No, even better than that.

280
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,695
I want you to pick
your favorite song.

281
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,197
Oh, easy.
"Fade Into You," Mazzy Star.

282
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,615
[ Chuckles tearfully ]

283
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,784
I'm gonna cry just
thinking about it.

284
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,536
Dude.
What?

285
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,912
What's your favorite song?

286
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,248
"Whatchu Kno About Me."
? Ugh, ugh ?

287
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,667
Fantastic.
I want you all to go home

288
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,421
and pick your "Whatchu Kno
About Me"s, ugh, ugh.

289
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,881
[ Kids giggle ]
Then I want you to write down

290
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,966
how does the song make you feel.

291
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,845
Then I want you to research
the song's chord progressions

292
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,889
to present to class tomorrow.

293
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,141
Mrs. Howard,
what are chord progressions?

294
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,060
[ Gasps ]
Why, I'm so glad you asked.

295
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,313
Chord progressions.

296
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,189
Loved ones, you might want
to keep an ear in on-

297
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,191
How has Jeff Probst
not aged?

298
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,943
Melissa, we have 47 seasons
to get through.

299
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,445
You cannot keep pausing it.

300
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,697
Hey, have either of you guys
heard from Ava?

301
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,033
If I had,
would I still be watching

302
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,119
a bunch of starving men
run around in saggy boxers?

303
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,080
I don't know what you're into.
Jacob's got some weird stories.

304
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,665
No, we haven't heard anything.
[ Groans ]

305
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,752
Probst: ...on this. The winning
pair will board a plane

306
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,921
and be flown
to a neighboring island,

307
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,756
where you will experience
the blowhole. Wait.

308
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,800
I'm brilliant.
Plane, airport, hotel.

309
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,803
Mel, baby, grab your things.
We're going to the airport.

310
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,555
Use more words.
I can tell you about it in the car.

311
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,057
We just- We need to go.
Okay, you're not the only one

312
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,642
on a time crunch here, Janine.

313
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,686
We're not just sitting here
watching TV for the fun of it.

314
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,148
Listen to your loved ones.
They must then...

315
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,441
Guys, turn the show off!
Hmm? Oh.

316
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,817
Turn the show off.
Yeah, um-

317
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,527
Yeah, come on, let's go.
Yeah. Come on, Melissa.

318
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,613
Okay. Okay. I'm going.
Go ahead. You got it.

319
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,448
I'm going.
Yeah.

320
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,991
Come on.
Alright. You want some more of that love?

321
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,284
Contestants: Yes.
Gregory!

322
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,702
[ Tuning fork pings ]

323
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,413
Class, I am so excited

324
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,416
to hear the songs
you have picked.

325
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,961
So, who wants to go first?

326
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,253
Well, to challenge myself,

327
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,089
I actually went with
my second-favorite song,

328
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,049
which is, of course,
a 21-way tie

329
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,842
between every song on the
"Nightmare Before Christmas"

330
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,177
soundtrack.
Jacob?

331
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,889
It's not just your time
you're wasting.

332
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,392
Shemar, why don't you go first?

333
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,143
Oh, I didn't do it.

334
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,561
Excuse me?
You gave us homework

335
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,105
in an extracurricular class.

336
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,856
I barely do
my actual homework.

337
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,733
But you did sign up
to learn music.

338
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,235
Or am I mistaken?

339
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,570
I mean, I kind of just
wanted to hang out and have fun.

340
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,073
Yeah. I thought we'd
at least get to play music,

341
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,616
but we just been taking notes.

342
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,868
Okay, Sylvie, so I guess

343
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,787
you didn't do
the assignment, either.

344
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,788
Mnh-mnh.
Mnh-mnh.

345
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,164
You know what?

346
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,835
Jacob, you are in charge
of class today,

347
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,754
because I will not be expending
any more energy

348
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,090
where it is not appreciated.

349
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,926
Thank you.

350
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,097
[ Airplane engines whooshing ]

351
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,224
Janine: Ava. Hey.

352
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,601
What are y'all doing here?
This is a ticketed event.

353
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,187
Well, you didn't text me back.
I never text you back.

354
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,064
You didn't text any of us back.
Statement still applies.

355
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,649
Cool.
So, about your filing system-

356
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,860
Uh-uh-uh.
I talked to Manny

357
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,362
and secured some time for you to
plead your case to the district,

358
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,531
so we should get started
preparing immediately.

359
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,699
I can't do that right now.

360
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,908
If we're gonna
get your job back,

361
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,285
we need an airtight argument.

362
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,162
And to nail that,
we really need to get started.

363
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,330
Hey, bobblehead,
give me a second.

364
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,790
I literally have a job
to do right now.

365
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,042
Excuse me.

366
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,837
Wait, Ava, what-

367
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,297
What am I missing?
I mean, she-

368
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,757
she should be
excited about this.

369
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,300
Maybe she's still in shock.

370
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,010
I mean, she is in a two
and a half star hotel right now.

371
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,888
Yeah, there was no valet.
She parked her own car.

372
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,140
This woman
is clearly in crisis.

373
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,266
You know what?
Maybe we should go in.

374
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,018
Maybe we should show her
some support.

375
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,520
Um, and be the only people
in the audience?

376
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,814
Yeah, hard pass.
No, I'm with Janine on this.

377
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,857
It's the right thing
to do, man.

378
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,526
Mm-hmm.
Come on.

379
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,612
Alright.

380
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,988
[ Crowd cheering ]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,

381
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,574
our next speaker
is a former principal

382
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159
who chose to step down

383
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,620
in order to spend more time
helping her community.

384
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,039
Someone who took a school
from the bottom 1%

385
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,832
and brought it
to the double digits!

386
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,627
Put your hands together
for entrepreneur,

387
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:45,008
philanthropist, and life coach
Ava Coleman!

388
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,511
[ Crowd roaring,
upbeat music playing ]

389
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,013
Are you ready?

390
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,935
Success. Money.
Your wildest dreams.

391
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,063
Whoo! Good afternoon,
lost people.

392
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,190
Your compass is here.

393
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,027
[ Crowd roaring,
upbeat music playing ]

394
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,571
Do you feel that?
[ Laughs ]

395
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,117
And as a principal,
nay, an educator.

396
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,785
I've always told the children

397
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:16,331
they can achieve
whatever they want in life.

398
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,668
And the same goes for you.
[ Cheers and applause ]

399
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:24,714
Where's my hype man?
Y'all deserve some t-shirts!

400
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,675
[ Screams ]

401
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,593
Who's cold?

402
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,596
Oh, my God.
Mr. Johnson?

403
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,265
Why do all audiences
love t-shirts?

404
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,391
I don't know.
Give that to me.

405
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,143
Give it! Give it!

406
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,687
You. What's your name?

407
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,230
Leah Smalls.

408
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,440
And what do you want
this year, Leah?

409
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,693
Well, I-I'd really like
to find my soulmate,

410
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,945
but no one's
ever loved me.

411
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,073
Well, Leah, I used to work
with a little annoying woman

412
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,867
who thought she'd end up alone.

413
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,451
Hey.
She found someone.

414
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,537
I knew a slight man.

415
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,415
Edamame arms. [ Chuckles ]
He found someone.

416
00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,958
Now, why would she say that
about Jacob?

417
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,794
I knew a redhead
with a bangin' body

418
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,797
and a stank attitude.
[ Laughs ]

419
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,132
She's as happy as a clam!

420
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,717
She ain't lying.

421
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,968
So I promise you,

422
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,762
whatever you want
to achieve in life,

423
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:16,016
it's possible!

424
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:21,688
Who wants another t-shirt?!

425
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,856
[ Crowd roaring ]

426
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,067
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Ava!
Ava! Ava! Ava!

427
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,530
"Fundamentals. Fun, da..."

428
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,490
I mean,
it is a pretty catchy tune.

429
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,451
All my students have
been singing it in class

430
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,620
instead of
paying attention to me.

431
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,830
I guess it is
kind of an earworm.

432
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,499
Just wish it had more build.

433
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,501
Well, then maybe
you could help them with that.

434
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,837
I mean, you love music.
They love music.

435
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,132
I really think there's a way
for this to work.

436
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,261
You're an amazing teacher,
Barbara.

437
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,971
Thank you, baby.
What was that you were saying?

438
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,475
Have you considered
showing them what the song needs

439
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,269
in order to make it better?

440
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,022
Seriously?

441
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,151
I heard you.
I'm considering.

442
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,196
Ava: They say the only way out
is through.

443
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,867
I say the only way forward
is to let go of what was,

444
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,369
even if it's hard.

445
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,912
Embrace the unknown.

446
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,874
Go forward, and you
just might surprise yourself.

447
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,669
[ Chuckles ]
So gather up your jackets.

448
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,005
Move it to the exits.
I hope you found a friend.

449
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,716
Closing time.
Every new beginning

450
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,511
comes from some other
beginning's end.

451
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,806
Thank you! Good night!
[ Cheers and applause ]

452
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,140
Oh, you're welcome.

453
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,893
Hey. Ah.
Hey.

454
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,353
That was incredible.

455
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,438
I mean, who knew
this was such a big deal?

456
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,607
Y'doi. Conference room L,

457
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,818
L standing for the largest
conference room they have.

458
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,610
Ah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

459
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,112
Oh, okay, yeah.

460
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,239
[ Sighs ]
You know what?

461
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,700
Maybe we shouldn't beg
for your job back.

462
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,660
You got a good thing
going here.

463
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,913
And I think I was the one
who was having trouble

464
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,249
processing you leaving.

465
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,043
Maybe I just need
to move forward.

466
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,130
I think I'm just
really going to miss you.

467
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:14,175
Well, who wouldn't,
kids meal?

468
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,261
What do you two want?
So, about your filing system.

469
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,929
I feel like I almost have it
figured out.

470
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,848
Does the immunity idol
have anything

471
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,766
to do with the kids'
vaccinations?

472
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,310
Oh, no. It's simple.

473
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,186
Each file has
one highlighted letter

474
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,064
under the player and season.
So last name, first letter

475
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,108
is highlighted
under "Survivor" player,

476
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,193
first name, first letter
in the season.

477
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,946
Okay. What about
the episode number?

478
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,323
Oh, those are the bus routes.

479
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,450
70% of the time
when you pull a kid's file,

480
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,410
it's to alert the parents
to some bus issue.

481
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,454
So just cross-reference that
with the bus chart

482
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,205
and boom,
there's your file.

483
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,207
Uh-huh. Wow.
Huh. That's, um-

484
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,542
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

485
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,835
Okay.
Thank you.

486
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,627
Ava: You're welcome.
Goodbye.

487
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,004
Bye.
Oh.

488
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,339
Ava: Thank you.
Okay, well, I guess

489
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,257
this is adios.
Mm-hmm.

490
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,135
But I really hope
it's hasta luego.

491
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,972
I tell you one thing I won't
miss is you speaking Spanish.

492
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,335
Leah: Can I have
your autograph, please?

493
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,358
? Fun-damentals, fun, fun ?

494
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,069
I think it needs more bass.
? Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun ?

495
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,779
I think it needs
more of a vibe.

496
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,865
Am I right in guessing that
your song did not catapult you

497
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,117
to superstardom overnight?

498
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,952
Not yet.
We know you think it's bad-

499
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,456
It's not bad.
It's actually quite catchy.

500
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,084
Have you tried giving it
a stronger build?

501
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,919
You know, like,
here's an example.

502
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,797
It's called
a diatonic chord progression.

503
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,298
Here you go.

504
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,759
[ Chords playing on piano ]

505
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,219
Oh, that's hard.

506
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,638
Oh. You said that
like a compliment,

507
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,681
so I will take it as such.

508
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,601
I'm so used to teaching
the younger ones the basics

509
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,479
that I forgot
that the older ones,

510
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,691
they need to know
why they're learning.

511
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,360
Hit it, baby!
[ Bass guitar playing ]

512
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,821
[ Piano music playing ]
? Fun-damentals, fun-damentals ?

513
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,782
? Fun, fun, fun, fun-damentals ?

514
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,118
? Men, men, men, mentals ?
Hear the chord progression?

515
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,537
Hear it? I-I love it.
[ Laughs ]

516
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,373
? Duh ?
[ Vocalizing ]

517
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,709
Ooh. Wonderful.
That's wonderful.

518
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,087
[ Song stops playing ]

519
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,506
Alright, alright. Great job.

520
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,717
And I will see you all tomorrow.

521
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,263
[ Sighs ] Yes.

522
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,515
Hey, Mrs. Howard.
That was fun,

523
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,016
but I still want to keep
learning music your way

524
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,059
if that's cool.

525
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,437
Of course it is, August.

526
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,688
Thank you.

527
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,816
Bye.
Bye.

528
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,614
N. N-L. N-L.
Okay, Cerie Tiffany Fields,

529
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,658
capital N in Tiffany,

530
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,535
big L in Island.
L. Yes?

531
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,120
"N" comma "L."

532
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,247
Lateria Newton.
Lateria Newton!

533
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,957
So, Ava's filing system
is genius.

534
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,585
Um, I pride myself
on my organizational prowess,

535
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,046
but, uh, I'm about
to go reorganize my desktop.

536
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,673
Oh, my God!
I hate to interrupt

537
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,342
whatever this is,
but I need Nate Wilson's file.

538
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,094
Nate Wilson! Nate Wilson.
Nate Wilson! Nate Wilson.

539
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,471
Okay, Nate Wilson, Nate Wilson,

540
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,555
Nate Wilson, Nate Wilson.
Dig deep, Melissa.

541
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,265
Come on. Come on. Okay.
Nate Wilson! Number 9.

542
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,641
9.
Bus 9. 9, 9, 9.

543
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,143
There it is. You got it.
Here's 9. Here's 9.

544
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,937
Okay. Nate Wilson.
W. Big W.

545
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,899
Yul Kwon, Cook Islands, 9.

546
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,485
Big W, big N...
Nate Wilson.

547
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,527
Nate Wilson!

548
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,779
Whoo!
Damn, I'm having a blast!

549
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,988
What a rush.

550
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,574
Give me another one, Dia!

551
00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:28,174
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